Houston We Have A 7'6" Problem

The Houston Rockets have been playing great lately, winning 12 straight. This is due in large part to Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady's productivity. Yao has been having a terrific season, averaging 22 points and 10.8 rebounds per game. But today the Rockets learned that they will be without Yao for the rest of the season due to a stress fracture in his left foot. This is a crushing blow to the Rockets' chances at an NBA Title. The NBA's hottest team, the Rockets, will now struggle to even get into the playoffs. Who will replace Yao in Houston's lineup you might ask? Well none other than 80 year old Dikembe Mutombo! HA!!! The Rockets MUST sign a center, Mutombo is way past his prime and if the Rockets want any chance at all at making the playoffs they better make a move quick or their season could go south real quick!

RA